Little Funny for you!

I am stealing this right out of an email because I am having a bad day and it made me laugh. Especially the saying at the end. 
Hope you get a chuckle like I did!

Breakfast  

1  grapefruit  
1 slice  whole wheat toast  
1 cup  skim milk 


Lunch  

1  small portion lean, steamed  chicken  
1 cup  spinach  
1 cup  herbal tea  
1  Hershey's kiss 


Afternoon  Tea  

1  The rest of the Hershey Kisses in the  bag  
1 tub of  Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate  chips
  

Dinner  

4  glasses of wine (red or white)  
2 loaves  garlic bread  
1 family  size supreme pizza  
3  Snickers Bars 


Late  Night Snack

1 whole Sarah Lee  cheesecake (eaten directly from the  freezer) 


Remember: Stressed  spelled backward is desserts.   
 
Handle  every stressful situation like a dog.
Pee on it  and walk  away